Iphone
From Deep Thought
The iPhone just may be the best smart phone to date.
"I've owned several smart phones over the years. This is the first phone that I actually used as more than just a phone." - Lance
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Breaking Your iPhone
"Nicolas! Don't eat that...", reaching over to pick up his son, Lance hears the smack of his iPhone hittng the pavement.
"Oh shit. Daddy just broke his iPhone.", he said, wincing as he inspected the new look of his iPhone touch screen.
Yes, it was that easy to break the iPhone. A drop from a shirt pocket from about 3 feet off the ground face down onto the paved driveway.
Total damage: $306 including taxes, replacement service phone, and shipping fees.
A new iPhone as of November 2007: $399
The unused iPhone credit that CAN NOT be used to fix the phone: $100.
If only Daddy was as smart as the iPhone...
Cyber Sprocket's Visionary iPhone Updates
iPhone Help Me Service
Using the built in motion sensor and touch screen sensors the iPhone senses when it has come to a sudden stop face down on a hard surface. Upon coming to an abrupt stop, the iPhone automatically sends an email to the iPhone Customer Service Center and requests and express replacement of itself emailing the owner's contact info, serial number, and it's own phone number.
- Lance, November 20th 2007
iPhone Panic Button
An iPhone Applet that puts a big panic button on the main screen. A high tech version of the rape whistle, it emits a full volume alert sound while dialing the nearest police station or military unit. If no armed forces are in the immediate vicinity it will call Papa John's and order a pizza for delivery.
- David, November 20th 2007