Aquafina

From Deep Thought

Aquafina is regarded by many to be the only drinkable brand of bottled water. Notable Aquafina drinkers include Craig Coffman, Olivia Coffman, all of the Sprocketeers, and more.

Origins

Water, of course, comes from the magic fairly land beneath the Great Tree of Life in the secret garden hidden away from mankind. The Aquafina company has managed to capture some of the fairy lords, and after long hours of interrogation managed to coerce the knowledge of said secret garden out of the sparkling creatures. Without hesitation, Aquafina, lead under the direction of Cobra Commander, proceeded into this foreign land and decimated the forces of fairydom caught unawares. Aquafina then setup their benevolent reverse osmosis purifying plants, directly on the former location of the old, mossy Great Tree of Life.

Quality

Once harvested from the depths of the fairy springs, Aquafina water undergoes the HydRO-7 purification system which removes all of the unwanted minerals and natural taints often found in underground fairy springs. The result - pure drinking perfection.